Ghettopoly is out, its much like the Monopoly, only in the Ghetto. (""You got yo whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50.") posted by Anton at 10/09/2003 07:01:00 AM
(*RUSSIAN*) Vishla novaya kniga Âèòèöêogo (better known as Boris Strugatskii) - «Áåññèëüíûå ìèðà ñåãî», primerno v tom zhe stile shto i vse ostlnoe, mozhet nemnogo "deeper".
Excerpts:
– Êàê ãîâîðÿò â òàêèõ ñëó÷àÿ àíãëè÷àíå, – ïðîèçíåñ îí ñ âûìó÷åííîé óëûáêîé,– my poodle light, on dick as all. ×òî â ïåðåâîäå îçíà÷àåò: ìîé ïóäåëü ëàåò, îí äèêî çîë.
U kovo narisovan voprositelnii znak na litsa, prochitaite eshe raz.
A vot eto dlya teh kto schitaet shto "tualetnii umor" eto nekrasivo:
Òîâàðèù ãåíåðàë-ëåéòåíàíò ñíîâà ïóêíóë – ñìà÷íî, îò äóøè, – è òîãäà ãëàââðà÷ ïîäíÿëñÿ, èçâëåê èç ñòåêëÿííîãî àïòå÷íîãî ÿùèêà òþáèê àêòèâèðîâàííîãî óãëÿ è ïðîòÿíóë åãî ÷åðåç ñòîë. posted by Anton at 9/02/2003 09:10:00 AM
Did you miss Mars?! you're not the only one. Not sure if it was seen anywhere near the NY area (unless we have another blackout), but here is what it looked like. posted by Anton at 8/27/2003 07:26:00 AM
From WSJ:
What Would Experts Do Without Experts?
"Experts Ask How Blackout Spread Quickly"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 15
"Experts in Dark Over Blackout"--headline, Daily Telegraph (Australia), Aug. 15
"Power Failure Reveals a Creaky System, Energy Experts Believe"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 15
(*RUSSIAN*) Мифы худеющей дамы Eto dlya vseh zhenshin kotorie kogdanibut' bili na diete. Vobshem, dlya VSEH zhenshin.
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Миф первый. Стройные, длинноногие женщины получают от жизни все и всегда преуспевают. Они постоянно окружены толпой поклонников и стремительно продвигаются по служебной лестнице. В отличие от дамы с никакой фигурой, да еще обремененной лишним весом.
Google! has a built in calculator! That's right, just type in your mathematical expression into the their searchbar and whoala! (Ex: 2^5 will get you 32) posted by Anton at 8/25/2003 10:24:00 PM
Are you using CDs/DVDs to back-up your personal data? According to this article, that data may become uunavailbale in less than two years!!! posted by Anton at 8/24/2003 08:34:00 PM
Here is an excelllent gift idea: "Bottom Buddy"
. At least you can be sure that they'll remember it forever. posted by Anton at 8/24/2003 08:20:00 PM
Attenetion Men, our suffering has finally ended, while most of us dream of a Palm based MP3 player with a 52 inch screen that is capable of playing DVDs or something of that sort, what would really make us happy is this. posted by Anton at 8/24/2003 08:14:00 PM
MultiUniverse: A good article describing the arguments for and against a possibility of a parallel universe(s). posted by Anton at 8/24/2003 04:22:00 PM
Top 8 Worst Places to be last Thursday at 4:15PM (Blackout Time)
8. In a packed Train from Chinatown in the middle of the tunnel between Manhattan and Brooklyn
7. In the Toilet
6. Stock in heavy traffic in Holland Tunnel on a motorcycle.
5. In a hair salon when the barber is half way through
4. In Fron of a Vending Machine just when your favorite snickers bar started to roll towards the window
3. 6 Flags Great Adventures - on a rollercoaster, upside down
2. A Ciscus Acrobat during a performance, in mid-air between two ropes without a safety net
1. In Front of an ATM, while taking out 500 dollars when all buttons are presses and the ATM started making those noises as if the money is about to come out.
Monkeys can produce Shakespeare?!?!? Its like saying Shakespeare can swing on trees. But don't take my word for it, here is the official scientific study. posted by Anton at 5/12/2003 11:50:00 PM
Do you know what's wrong with this picture? Nothing, except its a picture of a 3 hour long gas line in the country with the 2nd largest supply of oil. (full story) posted by Anton at 5/12/2003 08:25:00 PM
I will only eat at McDonalds as soon they add this to the menu. posted by Anton at 5/12/2003 08:19:00 PM
A satellite-guided shopping cart!?!!?! Perhaps you didn't grasp the concept, let me repeat it: A satellite-guided shopping cart! Yes this is no science fiction. Someone is actually working on this right now. What's more is that this project "has been given a 30,000 pound government grant to develop" this thing, just so shoppers can find food easier. Think of how much food would 30,000 pounds have found for the Poor children of Ethiopia. The Story. posted by Anton at 5/02/2003 10:42:00 AM
This is bigger than Iraq! This is bigger than SARS! Hell, its even bigger than Elizabeth Smart! In short, THIS is the only news that matter. (via Dave Barry) posted by Anton at 4/29/2003 11:19:00 PM
Programming is a creative process! According to this column, we're more artists than we are engineers. Good read for an IT manager. posted by Anton at 4/05/2003 02:38:00 AM
Police have released video of a man who marched down Cardiff's main streets in his underpants, smashing 43 shop windows with a spade. posted by Anton at 3/30/2003 01:05:00 PM
How do all those Wall Street Traders make the big bucks? Easy, they Time Travel!(thanks Kostya) posted by Anton at 3/30/2003 01:04:00 PM
A Dinner in the Dark. A restaurant that offers dinners in complete darkness. Whats the idea? Simple - Ugly People Want to Date too! posted by Anton at 3/23/2003 05:51:00 PM
War is subject of every news media out there. How do you make sense of it all? Easy. posted by Anton at 3/23/2003 05:38:00 PM
(*** RUSSIAN ***) Mnogie govoryat o tom kak horosho tam, ossobenoo kogda te priezhaesh otsuda. Oni naverno nebili sdes. posted by Anton at 3/16/2003 10:57:00 PM
Remember the Russian Army? Some of us are here because of it. To avoid it you had to either be sick or pay someone to diagnose you as "unfit". However due to new developments, it is going to be really easy to avoid getting drafted. posted by Anton at 3/16/2003 10:49:00 PM
A few people have complained that I need to start using spell checker. However I simply refuse to do it! Instead I direct them here. posted by Anton at 3/15/2003 04:04:00 AM
Thursday, March 13, 2003
Alright all you Urine Drinkers out there, it's time to put an end to it. posted by Anton at 3/13/2003 11:03:00 PM
40% of all e-mail is Spam! And with the rate its increasing, very soon there will be more spam e-mail than there is "real" e-mail. (article) posted by Anton at 3/13/2003 10:46:00 PM
If congress doesn't know where french fries came from, may be they don't know where the OIL is either.
Contrary to the popular belief the largest oil fields are actually in Saude Arabia and not Iraq. Data Sheet.(pdf) posted by Anton at 3/12/2003 10:46:00 PM
For years men have been busy "exercising" themselves whenever they could in order to keep their little friend in shape, but new research shows, that they've ben wasting their time. posted by Anton at 3/12/2003 09:56:00 PM
How do you put your face on the front page of every single news site/magazine/paper in America? GET LOST! (and found again). Apparently "Showdown IRAQ" doesn't stand a chance against this little quacker who is deemed to be the "Mother of All Missing Kids" and has been on CNN's Breaking News for the past 8 hours or so.
Meanwhile there are already talks in congress to postpone the March 17 or whatever the new dealine is, in order to let this "Liz Fever" pass, as they need all the prime coverage they can get.
In any case, I think this whole thing is just one big conspiracy, I'm just not sure what it is yet. posted by Anton at 3/12/2003 09:23:00 PM
Study shows that fast food and too much TV makes you fat! In other news, McDonalds is about to launch two new sitcoms - "Everybody loves Ronald" and "My Big Fat American Burger"
Some interesting findings in the study:
"While a lot of fast food is clearly bad for white people, it seems to make no difference at all for blacks."
The T.A.T.U. girls are getting ever more publicity on this side of the river. Is it the music? Of course not, plenty of music here, but Russian lesbian girls who also sing, now thats a story.
''Maybe we are having sex every night, but maybe not,'' ... ''We're still trying to figure things out, and we're not telling anyone about it. There are different kinds of love. You can love your mom, dad, girls, boys, friends, nature. I can't understand why everyone thinks we're lesbians.''
If you are one of those pople who wants to live happily knowing that as soon as your child turns 14, there'll be plenty of "material" on the net to teach him/her all about the bees and the buzzing, you can sleep tight today. posted by Anton at 3/06/2003 11:24:00 PM
Here are all your favorite optical illusions put together in one nice page. posted by Anton at 3/06/2003 10:56:00 PM
My latest wet dream was about ... A Woman! ... A Russian Woman! ... A Russian Woman in Unifrom! ... A sexy Russian Woman in Uniform! ... A whole bunch of sexy Russian Women in Uniform! Alas! Dream comes true! posted by Anton at 3/06/2003 10:46:00 PM
Wednesday, March 05, 2003
So that very special boy has been waiting the first 25 years of his life for you, and of course being the good jewish girl that you are, you too have been waiting all your life for him.(or at least so he thinks)
Well worry no more and make that first night, a really special one with VirginMe! posted by Anton at 3/05/2003 11:34:00 PM
(***RUSSIAN***). Kogda menya sprashivaut: "Anton, kakya tvoya lubimaya vodka, ya ih vsegda posilau suda." posted by Anton at 3/05/2003 11:23:00 PM
